An exact map of my G-spot

Here’s an exact map of my G-spot, precise instructions for stimulating it, and an analysis of the much-debated topic: “Is the G-spot a UFO-type myth?” Human beings can fly spaceships to the end of the Universe, communicate with dead people, walk on water and part the Red Sea, but their […]

My body, my blow

In general, I am not easily offended, nor do I lose my temper easily. I lost my temper when I was six years old, but I haven’t been able to recover since then. The gracious lady of the parsonage is trying to find it, but she hasn’t found it so […]