Michelle Wie may be the most talented athlete of all time. If you ever learn to play golf from 100 yards, you can look for her in the final couple of the Masters facing Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson. Otherwise, she will end up as another Anna Kournikova.
Women’s golf has just spent 100 years living in the shadow of men’s golf. This is because until now men were so superior to women. Plus, the stars of the women’s tour looked like a bunch of deformed obese hunchbacks from Notre Dame. Today, the abundance of women who have less than no personality and can only speak Korean threatens the ladies’ tour. Fortunately, out of nowhere, a group of young American beach beauty stars with dynamite personalities have emerged, like Michelle Wie, who could blow up any leggy runway model that Jacob could use as his ladder to heaven, Natalie Gulbis, who You could give Barbie her money a shot, Paula Creamer (good name) and Morgan Pressel, the cutest thing since Ashley Kate and Marie Olsen.
Michelle Wie is already drawing Tiger’s attention to the women’s tour and never won a tournament. Today at the McDonalds LPGA brought in 30,000 fans to watch it finish one more time. Her wardrobe consultant should get an A + for what she was wearing. His coach, David Leadbetter, who coached Nick Faldo, should get A + for what he’s done with Michelle from the tee to 100 yards from the green. The crowd came out to see Michelle launch absolute rockets 340 yards right into the heart, only to spray 100 wedges from the middle of the fairway into the rough to bogey and miss 12-inch putts. He threw so many takes out there that it was so frustrating to see Michelle’s lovers, myself included, like having the perfect guy with the perfect body and 12 inches and the stamina of a gerbil.
Phil Mickelson was always considered a short game genius. He worked like a dog with his trainer Rick Smith, but was never able to win a Major. He finally decided to bring in Dave Pelz as his short game coach. Rather than missing each of the five feet on the main sections, Phil Mickelson, who has the ravishing looks of a modern-day Bobby Jones, has won the last two major races and made men’s golf very exciting. Tiger now has someone to run against.
Dave Pelz is no ordinary golf pro who started out as a caddy and worked his way to the pro shop observing the great players and absorbing the great advice. Dave Pelz is a rocket scientist who has written the Short Game Bible and the Putting Bible. According to Dave Pelz, the best player from within 100 yards was Tom Kite. Tom had to be because he couldn’t hit the ball off the tee where Michelle Wie hits her 8 iron.
Michelle Wie is 16 years old. She needs to get away from golf right now for 1 year and spend every waking moment learning how to hit wedges, chip shots, and putt from Dave Pelz. Then you have to hire a permanent caddy who is an expert in reading greens, who can say “Michelle, 18” outside right “, because Michelle Wie has no idea how to read greens. According to her, she is hitting every putt exactly where If Michelle Wie does this, at the end of this one-year period, Michelle Wie will win all the ladies for the next 20 years by 10 shots, and begin the greatest athletic achievement in history, winning the Men’s Grand Slam. .
If you thought Annika at the Bank of America Colonial was exciting, wait until Michelle drops 18 on the PGA neck and neck with Tiger and Phil and walks away to win the Men’s Grand Slam. That will be the defining moment in the history of the sport. Michelle Wie has all the potential to achieve this, and now she needs to move in with Dave Pelz for a year and eat, drink and breathe thanks to the unsurpassed knowledge of the short game guru. Now everything depends on Michelle Wie. Realize your unheard of golf potential or become a continuing source of frustration for you and your fans around the world forever. Now everything depends on you, Michelle. Just do it.